dog: for dog ? :)
me: not for dogs!!!
dog: ...
dog: for dog ? :)
friend: wow.... same clothes as yesterday ;)
me: yeah
friend: somebody got lucky last night ;)
me: no i just have depression

lionelfusco:

hey sorry ive totally dissapeared off this website for a bit school has gotten the best of me but im going to try to comitt again, also heres a makeup look i did just for the fun of it 💄

me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but
call out post for msyelf

hijerking:

you can also send things in 1 message instead of 9… stop pressing enter…

Stress level : Kim K when she lost her diamond earring in the ocean

oatbee:

dogs > boys

whitewingdoves:

she’s sad (i’m she)

krysuvik:

i should like…start caring about myself lol

nerdgasrnz:

A hot person with amazing biceps: *does that thing where they put their hands behind their head*

Me: OHHHH MY GOD! OH MY GDOHF DO THAT AGAIN!!! HOLY SHIT!!! OMGGG!!!

Will Smith on Jared Leto’s Joker:

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“He ate my toothpaste. I walked in the bathroom and Jared Leto was just standing in my shower with my brand new tube of tooth paste and was eating it like it was a go-gurt. “Stop”, I said, “that’s not what that’s for”. But he didn’t care. He didn’t care.“

Jared Leto’s Joker on Will Smith:

“He buys shitty toothpaste. I much preferred the spearmint flavor that Viola Davis had"

weirdmageddon:

psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind:

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